Secrets of a Fat Girl #8 - Swimsuits

#8 - All swimsuits are not created equal. In fat all suits will automatically look bad on you. Bikini's are a joke. Super cute, but also puts EVERYTHING out there on the table. Tankini's allow for more coverage, but tend to roll up into a bikini shape, or float depending on the type; still displaying the goods. One pieces are the safest bet, but are usually boring and don't hide much on your rear end. Swim dresses if you can find one in your size are the best, but when you get out you look like you just survived drowning in your clothes, causing people to stop and ask if your okay. If you managed to find a suit in your size the patterns range from polka dots to old lady floral couch patterns. Neither one something you'd wear even if you weren't fat.

Oh and if you try to hide under a cover up forget it. The only coverups that cover all your goods make you in turn look like your wearing a circus tent.