Secrets of a Fat Girl #6 - The Threshold

#6 - Being carried across the threshold after a wedding is nothing like the movies. First off your so tired, you can barely walk to your door and unlock it, much less be carried across it. And unless your man has been working out and training specifically for this moment it'll feel more like he's lifting a sack of potatoes, then glamorously carrying you to bed to ravish you as his wife. You can't blame him though, you're thinking the exact same thing as you're carrying those wedding gifts in.