Secrets of a Fat Girl #5 - Firecrotch

#5 - I had a friend that was born with red hair. One day I heard someone ask them if they had a firecrotch. Sadly my first thought was if they were referring to red chaffing and burning feeling you got when your thighs rubbed together after walking too long; not if they had red pubic hair. Much like camping and rubbing two sticks together, both could start a real fire for you.