Secrets of a Fat Girl #7 - Booby Bomb

#7 - Sometimes I wonder what would be more embarrassing; eating wearing a giant bib to protect your boobs, or walking around with that mustard stain all day. Both automatically make you look like you're a pig, but when your big so are your boobs. It's pretty much like trying to disarm a bomb. Both require a steady hand, slow movements, and lots of prayer.