Secrets of a Fat Girl #10 - Lingerie

#10 - If you thought how you looked in a swimsuit was bad, lingerie is even worse. The sex industry I'm pretty sure just tries not to imagine fat people having sex ever. Or that's what they imply anyways if you look at their lingerie store. Absolutely adorable naughty night time clothes apparently only fit from a size 0-10. Anyone over that must sleep naked, or in a babydoll dress that does not ever look as good on you as it did on the photoshopped model. Ever heard of switching things up? Geez the babydoll dress for the 15th time is getting old. I've noticed though if I tried to squeeze myself into anything not a babydoll dress I feel three times as exposed, like my tummy needs it's own censor bar. Just because it jiggles suddenly makes it feel like it should be added to the 'these are extra funbags' category. Why can't plaid skirts, come in my size? Why can't that sexy nurse outfit not be cut off scrubs? Why do fishnets have to roll down my thighs? Why do I have to buy a super cute corset 3 sizes to big to fit my tummy, which in turn makes it the wrong size for my boobs? WHY CAN'T YOU MAKE SUPER SEXY CUTE STUFF TO FIT ALL OF ME AT THE SAME TIME?